A Pirate a day keeps the Ruskies away!
And as the after, "When was the last time you saw a ninja with STDs from said wenches?"
Wenches for me is synonymous with "everyone's hit that already" and "disease infested." Ninjas like ladies that can keep it a little more classy. And by classy I mean non-infectious ;)
Boys are alright I suppose, if by boys you mean men. I do. I refer to all men as "boys". As for the farm animals, I'm just pointing out _I'm_ not the one that has on hand an icon of animals doing it...
But speaking for myself: boobs. *nod*